HORROR PROPAGATION COMMITTEE

 

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The Holy Webmaster formed the Horror Propagation Committee at the very beginning of his ministry.

This Committee has a very important job to do.  By supervising the making and distribution of horror movies they are preparing the populace for the influx of demons, monsters, and other nasties like lawyers and politicians that the Holy Webmaster is conjuring up from the depths of Hell.

The citizens, weaned on heroes like Freddy Kruger, Michael Myers, Hannibal Lecter, Jason, Oprahouse Windbag, and Dracula (all patron saints of the movement), as well as all those Adolph Hitler documentaries, will hardly notice the many foul beasts and demons suddenly roaming the countryside.  Most people will merely think it a convention of insurance salesmen, or, if worse comes to worst, a global summit conference.

Noticing how, in these movies, the good and decent people get chopped to bits, and the monster lives on to be in the sequel, the populace will begin to see that being a foul demon of hell is a good survival trait, and by being good you usually end up as dog meat.

As most citizens are good by nature, they will have little choice but to turn to the Holy Webmaster to learn how to walk the Dark Pathways.  For a fee, of course. 

 

24th Century vibrator

 

Damn double parkers.

 

There are some horrors, however, that we refuse to propagate.  Like Microfart.  Even in Hell there are some standards.

 

"You are already MINE"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"My God, it's full of stars"

komuneko papera bukatu hau urte!

 

 

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